What what In the butt

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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i have aids and a chode

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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