- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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