Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

tim has no humor

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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