How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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