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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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