(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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