- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A bar walks into a man

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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