What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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