- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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