- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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