- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

c-? men, C-men

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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