- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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