- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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