- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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