- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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