The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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no rasist joks

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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