- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Obama = ebola

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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