- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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