- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

9/11

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what's the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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