- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Faithful men.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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