What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

One, two, three, four and five

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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