- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Liverpool City Football Club

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Balls

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Take part of what?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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