What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Vaginal secretions

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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