Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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