- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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