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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Small Penis.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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