Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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