- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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