- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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