How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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