- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Womens rights

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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