- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Obama = ebola

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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