Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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