- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

your face

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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