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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

One, two, three, four and five

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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