- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's 9+10? 19

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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