Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Anti Joke

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