- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

I'm hungry.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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