- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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