- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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