What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Anti Joke

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