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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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