- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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