why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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