- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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