- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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