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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Men's rights

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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