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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.