- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

9/11

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

what's the difference between a duck?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.