- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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