- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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