why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Lololol

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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