Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Atheism

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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I'm hungry.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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