- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is green and slow Grass.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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