- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is better than tissues? Correct!

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

i wonder who made this website? a human

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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