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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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