What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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guess what>? your mum lol

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Anti Joke

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