- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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