- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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