What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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