What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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