Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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