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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Dead girls can't say no.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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