- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

knock knock? come in

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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