- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

It's all Taggart

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

im telling maguire

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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