What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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