why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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