- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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