- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??