Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...