Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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